This is a war epic about a pickle salesman named Dilly Pickle trying to make his way in the world during a time of upheaval. When aliens crash in the peaceful land of Kansas (pronounced Kon-sas), the entire region is thrown into chaos. Dilly gets caught up in all of it, and journeys to set things right. The RTP is not needed! Note: if the Blackjack game keeps crashing, you can hit the cancel button as soon as it starts to avoid it.

Features:

• 6~ hours of gameplay (yes really)

• Live action cutscenes displayed in glorious 240p

• Voice acting

• The worst writing you'll ever see

• High quality graphics made in MS Paint

• Memorable soundtrack entirely made with Musical Instrument Digital Interface technology

This is an official prequel to two home movies: The Kroopa Chronicles: The Movie and Brave Man. Click to watch (if you dare, they're really bad). Check out the official wiki here.