REV.P'S PROFILE

Maybe this topic doesn't mean much to anybody here, but I'm just feeling so fucked up right now I wanted to know if anyone else has gone through anything like this before. I'll try and keep it short but it's kind of a long story.

I'm pretty much alone and friendless right now, I don't trust anybody. I broke up with my girlfriend a week and a half ago after being together almost 3 years and living together for at least 1 and now I found out my friend who's been like my brother for the last seven years is telling us both lies because he wants to fuck her or something. He's telling her that I already have another girlfriend and that he thinks we're fucking and trying to come off like a hero by giving her rides and buying her cigarettes and shit. She went over to his house and got drunk and then when me and him hung out the next day he lied and said that she called but he didn't answer. Lately he's been giving me this attitude and I don't know why. He doesn't talk much and he seems pissed at me a lot of the time but I'm not doing anything different. I think he's just frustrated because my ex isn't interested in him and still wants to go out with me.

The thing that's weird is that they were never friends before. When me and her were still going out she hated his guts, she didn't even like when I hung out with him, and now she's taking advantage of him and he's pissed at me because she still wants me but I'm moving on. The only friend I have anymore is this girl Sarah and we're not going out but every time I go to see her people give me shit like "It's a little soon to be looking for a new girlfriend isn't Andy?" but they don't get that she's the only friend I still have who never stabbed me in the back. I've had a few friends in my life who I've considered "best friends", and every one of them has fucked me over.

The first time was once when I was a kid I lent a bunch of games to a friend and he stole them and stopped talking to me and said he didn't have them. Then a few years ago I had a friend steal my MP3 player for no fucking reason and stop talking to me. Then I had a friend who I don't even like to talk about because he did something so bad I don't feel like getting into it in a public forum. Then I had my girlfriend that I thought I was going to marry and she cheated on me and is still begging for me back.

And now my one friend who's been there for me through all of that turned on me, too. People have been telling me that like all he does is talk shit about me for some reason and when I asked him about it he was like "People talk shit about everybody. I mean your my best friend but I'm still going to talk shit about you" but I can honestly say I never talk shit about him. Just last night I talked to him about the whole thing and he swore that he just felt sorry for her and if it really bothered me he wouldn't see her anymore and I told him "Thanks man, it's not that big a deal I just don't like it when my friends feel like they have to keep stuff from me. You're my best friend and I just want you to know I trust you." and he was like "Thanks man." and I thought everything was settled. Then I found out they were hanging out again already today but he lied again when I asked him, so now I feel like even my best friend can lie straight to my face without even feeling sorry for it.

He said that he lied because he didn't want to make me mad, but if he was doing something that he thought I might be mad about, then why even do it in the first place? Can anybody relate to this? Am I being too sensitive? I don't really know, it's just that all this is really turning me into a bitter person, and that's not like me. I don't see why this is a pattern in my life, I'm not the type of person who lets people walk all over them. Everybody is just so two-faced it makes me sick sometimes.

I don't have an xbox so that's not a big selling point for me, but if I did I'd be all over that like flies on an ethiopian child's face.

Haha yea I figured it was like a casual business setting, I really just wanted to make a rancor/jabba the hutt joke about my dad's secretary cuz she's fat and bitchy.

But yeah, it's probably best if R. Kelly doesn't make an apearance. Nobody wants to get piss on their shoes, man. Chuck Norris should be interesting as long as you make him true-to-life badass, which may be difficult to translate to lines on paper, but if executed correctly would be more than enough to entice me into reading the rest of this series when it's released.

Your art style kind of makes me think of Paper Mario for some reason, the Kelly character especially reminds me of Ms. Mouse or w/e from the 1000 Year Door (even though she's a cat). Have you ever thought of using that style for a game? It might be pretty sweet. :)

Cool, I like your art style. It's very "quaint" :P
Pretty funny, too.

2 questions though...

1. If I continue to read this, when can I expect to finally see an apearence from R. Kelly?

2. Where does your dad work and what's the possibility of your dad's secretary also being his sexretary? (My dad's secretary couldn't care less if I left a drawing in the office, she'd probably just feed it to her rancor or something.)

Name: Reverend Andrew Peter Nixon
Birthdate: March 11th, 1991
Birthplace: Princeton, MN
Current Location: Princeton, MN (even though it's wicked gay)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'9"
Weight: 303 lbs

Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Ethnicity: 1/4 German, 1/4 Latvian, 1/2 American
Body Type: Giant, as in I literally had an overactive pituitary gland and I'm a medical giant.
Favorite Food: Mexican food
Favorite Drink: Jeramiah Weed
Favorite Animal: Dogs
Favorite Movie: Superbad
Favorite Band/Musician: Korn
Best Physical Feature: My penis.
Fears: Heights and falling
Siblings?: A brother and two sisters, I'm the baby.
Least Liked Family Member: My sister because she's a cunt.
Political Affiliation: Liberal/Democrat

Drink: Frequently
Smoke: Yes
Shoplifted: No, shoplifting's gay.
Skinny Dipped: I have a pool in my backyard, I've skinny dipped a bajillion times.
Had Sex: Yes, and I think it's worth mentioning that I had my first sexual experience when I was 14 in a hospital bed with an IV in my arm.
When's the Last Time You Had Sex: Couple of days ago
Been Dumped: Nope
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah.
Have you ever been in a fight?: No, but I have beat the shit out of people.
Have you ever been beaten up?: No, I've always just towered over everyone. Nobody wants to fight me

Favorite childhood cartoon: Super Friends or Bugs Bunny cartoons
If I woke up as the opposite sex, I'd...: Probably just go straight for the clit.
Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?: Almost, my oldest friend has been one of my best friends since 1st or 2nd grade.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: One.
What books are you reading?: Just a book of HP Lovecraft stories, mostly ones I've read before but whatever.
Have you ever fired a gun?: Yeah
Whats your biggest social weakness?: I make dumb mistakes sometimes where I just sound like an idiot and all I can say is "Uh, yeah. I'm retarded."
Piercings/Tattoos? List them all: None, might get a tat but probably not
Is there anyone from RMN you'd date?: I'm new here but I'm still gonna have to say no.