ARK'S PROFILE

YDS, the Vaio is the much, much better option. HP's can suck it. Asides from that HP seems to have an extreme lack of reliability and there is a reason they don't weigh as much. They aren't as sturdy as the Sony Vaio.

Uh-oh. You hear that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE&feature=PlayList&p=32F898236E883A51&index=0?

That means... it's time for...


That's right. I'm back with a brand-new pointless forum game to play! This time, it's a game hosted by Kevan Davis, whom you may recognize as the dev behind Urban Dead and Chore Wars.

It's called, oddly enough, Rumble.

Here's the basics:
1) You sign up. Super-hero identity optional.
2) You PM me THREE choices for Powers off of the Power List. Alternately, you may create your own Powers as well. One of these Powers will be given to your character, the other two will be added to the Auction pool. Note that I reserve the right to modify or reject Powers (be they from the List or home-made) if I feel that they break the game in some fashion!
3) Everybody starts off with 100 Energy. We'll start with an Auction to determine which players get which Powers. The winning bidder will have their bid deducted from their Energy pool, and we'll move to the first Allocation Phase.
4) During the Allocation Phase, each alive player shall PM me how they wish to divide their remaining Energy amongst Attack, Defense, or usage of applicable Powers.

Attacks must be directed towards a specific target. Example: I have 75 Energy at the start of an Allocation Phase. I choose to Attack geodude for 10 Energy, Kentona for 15 Energy, and use the rest (50) to Defend.

5) After everybody has Allocated, we move to the Resolution Phase, where I reveal everybody's choices and assign whatever damage and effects may occur. Energy spent on Defense will block an equal amount of Energy spent on attacking the defending player.

Continuing from the above example, let's say geodude decides to Defend with only 10 of his 60 remaining Energy, and Attack me for the rest (50). Kentona decides to go balanced with his 75 Energy, Attacking me for 25, geo for 25, and Defending with the other 25.

Results: I am Attacked for 75 total Energy, 50 of which is blocked by my Defense. I can choose which specific points of damage to block, so as to block any Powers that may have on-hit effects. Geodude takes 15 Energy worth of damage, and Kentona takes zero damage.

6) Any damage taken is recorded, and play continues to the next Allocation Phase, then Resolution. Once a player reaches 0 Energy without hope for revival, they are removed from the game. Last player standing wins!

Sound interesting? Give a post here and PM me your Power selections. This will begin in ONCE I HAVE 8 PLAYERS I WILL BEGIN

Player Status:
1) Chaos as Belenus
2) Arno as Doctor Justice
3) Craze as Sir Kynareth
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(Ripped directly from Otokonoko, because the last game way gay)

WIP is out of town right now S4D, you will have to wait until monday.

Wario, the anti hero of the Mario world. He was so fucking awesome before Nintendo fucked him over with this whole WarioWare and farting thing.

* The Gay Thunder does up his form fitting leather suit, a purple lightning bolt streaks across the black costume.