ARANDOMGAMEMAKER'S PROFILE

My dog is in heat for the first time....My first response?
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................................."

Yes, i do.

Example:
"My owner was kidnapped! I need to talk to the princess who convienently knows how to speak to animals! Ok, she's also an oracle. Huh. Oh, hehy, cat, move over from the steps. What, i have to fetch something for you? Get it yourself!
*death threats*
Ok, ok, i'll get your treats. Hey, mean dog, don't take those treats! *epic battle ensures* NO, THE TREATS! Guess i'll have to explain.....oo, a well! I'll fall into it! *falls into it* In it is a....slime? *Slime joins the party*. Um, cool? Now to go talk to that cat again!

etc,etc. As you can see, i'm making it up seemingly in a few minutes....(The sad part is, this is part of the plot for one of my games!)

It's Eph-tastic!