WARNING! THIS GAME INCLUDES ALOT OF FLASHING LIGHTS, AND ALOT OF CRUDE HUMOR AND ROUGH LANGUAGE. KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE PLAYING THIS GAME.

After a year and a half of hard work, and also a ton of procrastination, I am finally proud to present possibly the best game to ever be release. THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD 3.

STORY!

After getting brutally attacked and spending a few weeks in a coma back in TGSET 2, You wake up at a strange hospital where 93% of patients leave in worse states than they came in! You gotta escape and be that 7% that somehow ends up actually recovering from their injuries!

Sounds pretty crazy aint it? Well buckle your seat belts cause thats just the first thing you gotta go through to finally return home and relax!

From deescalating a store robbery, Causing riots in a prison to escape with your buddies, Helping out mysterious wood creatures who need to get some assholes away from their flowers, to saving the entire fucking world from the apocalypse and a ginormous amalgamation of flesh and skin that you indirectly spawned into this world, The Guy is going to go through literal hell and back to get his dog and buddies back so they can finally get a rest from this shitty world they live in!

But of course, you cant do all of that without a little help from... THE FEATURES:

THIS GAME INCLUDES AWESOME SHIT NOT LIMITED TO:
- A whole arsenal of ludicrous weapons (Such as the quad barrel shotgun, or "The Inseminator") and skills to tear through the most unexpected of enemies (Such as Fred Durst, Crazed Prisoners, Satan himself)!
- 5 Companions for you to strategize with!
- A roughly 2 hour long campaign of constant ass kicking fun!
- An enhanced mode with exclusive skills and developer commentary for more replayability!
- Tons of secrets for you to discover!
- A 3D Cutscene! ...Just one
- A Bundle of unused and old stuff from all the TGSET games!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! HIT THE SHIT OUTTA THAT DOWNLOAD BUTTON BEFORE I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND ASK REALLY NICELY AND CONVINCINGLY FOR YOU TO DO IT!