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5TH GENERATION POKEMON - WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BE?
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Ratty524
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CloseSo Nintendo recently announced the pathetic rehash SEXY PIECE OF AWESOME that is Pokemon Black and White version in Japan!
Now let's recap here: Since the previous generations, they pretty much covered animals, plants, adjectives, ghosts, human emotions, elements, and even GOD! It's pretty hard to imagine, at least for me, what Gamefreak can do further, but MAYBE THEY DO!
At least for now, these are my interpretations of what the 5th generation pokemon will look like:
Chairy
Chair Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Chariy's evolved form, Chairuga
Rolling Chair Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Pointi
Needle Pokemon
Type: Steel
...and it's evolved form, Screwie
Bolt Pokemon
Type: Steel
Collegerul
Paper Pokemon
Type: Grass (paper comes from plants, ya know!)
Smili
Lulz Pokemon
Type: Normal
Evolved from Smili, Bigger Smili
LOLOLOLOL Pokemon
Type: Normal
Another Fucking Bird
Tiny Bird Pokemon
Type: The same as Pidgey, Spearow, Starly, and Swellow!
Now it's your turn. What do YOU think Gen 5's pokemon will consist of? Draw it out for us!
Now let's recap here: Since the previous generations, they pretty much covered animals, plants, adjectives, ghosts, human emotions, elements, and even GOD! It's pretty hard to imagine, at least for me, what Gamefreak can do further, but MAYBE THEY DO!
At least for now, these are my interpretations of what the 5th generation pokemon will look like:
Chairy
Chair Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Chariy's evolved form, Chairuga
Rolling Chair Pokemon
Type: Psychic
Pointi
Needle Pokemon
Type: Steel
...and it's evolved form, Screwie
Bolt Pokemon
Type: Steel
Collegerul
Paper Pokemon
Type: Grass (paper comes from plants, ya know!)
Smili
Lulz Pokemon
Type: Normal
Evolved from Smili, Bigger Smili
LOLOLOLOL Pokemon
Type: Normal
Another Fucking Bird
Tiny Bird Pokemon
Type: The same as Pidgey, Spearow, Starly, and Swellow!
Now it's your turn. What do YOU think Gen 5's pokemon will consist of? Draw it out for us!
wheres the turd with legs to go with Another Fucking Bird Pokemon? somebody's gotta keep rattata and the crew company!
post=133177Collegerul
Paper Pokemon
Type: Grass (paper comes from plants, ya know!)
lol
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Collegerul
LMAO
YF
3577
They decided Raichu wasn't a manly enough evolution so they decided to make use of the FIGHTING STONE!
Pikachu + Fighting Stone = PikaCHO
Type: Ghost
Mary 4D
583
Drooly
Brainless Pokémon
Type: (NEW) Retarded
Drooly is a lazy and utterly retarded Pokémon. It usually sits around all day and wets the floor with its
drool. Whenever a male and female Drooly meet they drool until the whole room is flooded.
post=133210post=133177lolCollegerul
Paper Pokemon
Type: Grass (paper comes from plants, ya know!)
post=133177
Collegerul
LMAO
post=133237They decided Raichu wasn't a manly enough evolution so they decided to make use of the FIGHTING STONE!
Pikachu + Fighting Stone = PikaCHO
Type: Ghost
thats very compassionate
Here are the grass type starter:
Leafy Lil' Reptile
Species: Lizard Pokemon
Type: Grass
It is the cutest thing that is adored by man, but if one gets too close, it would bite of their heads entirely.
Slightly Scary Reptile
Species: Lizard Pokemon
Type: Grass
In addition to chomping off your head, it can tear you from the inside open, rip out your skeleton, and scratch and rip you to pieces, but it's still CUTE!
Tyrannosaurous GRRRRR!
Species: Dinosaur Pokemon
Type: Grass
People and pokemon are signaled by it's approach through the vibrations created by the power steps it makes. If one doesn't escape soon, it will most likely be crushed by it's powerful jaws. And no, it's no longer cute.
...And some more:
Rock with a Face on it
Species: Rock Pokemon
Type: Rock
It sits in one place with a scary look on it's face... That's about it.
Turdle
Species: Piece of shit Pokemon
Type: Ground/Poison
Wherever it travels, it leaves behind a foul stench. People say that this pokemon is the possible cause of global warming.
I think they already did this one...
Anorexic Dog Thing
Species: Chili Dog Pokemon
Type: Normal
It starves itself in attempt to look cool to emo teenagers.
Cardibord
Speices: Box Pokemon
Type: Normal
Like all pokemon, it can harm people in the worst ways imaginable. It traps it's prey inside itself and instantly dissolves it to little pieces.
Assipillar
Species: Familiar Pokemon
Type: Bug
It bears resemblance to an existing pokemon that also has its gluteus maximus for a mouth, but none are sure.
Pikachu also has more branch evolutions!
Pikajew
Species: Jewish Mouse Pokemon
Type: Normal/Electric
Evolves from: Pikachu using the new JEW GOLD
It wonders around begging for money from travelers. It is also fond of the film industry.
Peek-A-CHEW
Species: Fatass mouse Pokemon
Type: Electric/Retarded (as defined by Mary)
Evolves From: Pikachu when exposed to the Hypnotoad
When a pikachu is born with down syndrome, and also eats excessively, a Peek-A-CHEW is born.
Führer P. Kachoo
Species: Dictator Pokemon
Type: Electric/Evil(NEW)
Evolves From: Pickachu when given a SWASTIKA to hold
It is supreme commander of all pikachu and pokemon alike. People say it was this pokemon that forced people into the submission of pokemon under penalty of death.
Leafy Lil' Reptile
Species: Lizard Pokemon
Type: Grass
It is the cutest thing that is adored by man, but if one gets too close, it would bite of their heads entirely.
Slightly Scary Reptile
Species: Lizard Pokemon
Type: Grass
In addition to chomping off your head, it can tear you from the inside open, rip out your skeleton, and scratch and rip you to pieces, but it's still CUTE!
Tyrannosaurous GRRRRR!
Species: Dinosaur Pokemon
Type: Grass
People and pokemon are signaled by it's approach through the vibrations created by the power steps it makes. If one doesn't escape soon, it will most likely be crushed by it's powerful jaws. And no, it's no longer cute.
...And some more:
Rock with a Face on it
Species: Rock Pokemon
Type: Rock
It sits in one place with a scary look on it's face... That's about it.
Turdle
Species: Piece of shit Pokemon
Type: Ground/Poison
Wherever it travels, it leaves behind a foul stench. People say that this pokemon is the possible cause of global warming.
I think they already did this one...
Anorexic Dog Thing
Species: Chili Dog Pokemon
Type: Normal
It starves itself in attempt to look cool to emo teenagers.
Cardibord
Speices: Box Pokemon
Type: Normal
Like all pokemon, it can harm people in the worst ways imaginable. It traps it's prey inside itself and instantly dissolves it to little pieces.
Assipillar
Species: Familiar Pokemon
Type: Bug
It bears resemblance to an existing pokemon that also has its gluteus maximus for a mouth, but none are sure.
Pikachu also has more branch evolutions!
Pikajew
Species: Jewish Mouse Pokemon
Type: Normal/Electric
Evolves from: Pikachu using the new JEW GOLD
It wonders around begging for money from travelers. It is also fond of the film industry.
Peek-A-CHEW
Species: Fatass mouse Pokemon
Type: Electric/Retarded (as defined by Mary)
Evolves From: Pikachu when exposed to the Hypnotoad
When a pikachu is born with down syndrome, and also eats excessively, a Peek-A-CHEW is born.
Führer P. Kachoo
Species: Dictator Pokemon
Type: Electric/Evil(NEW)
Evolves From: Pickachu when given a SWASTIKA to hold
It is supreme commander of all pikachu and pokemon alike. People say it was this pokemon that forced people into the submission of pokemon under penalty of death.
