How to become an orange peeler? Topic

"The purpose of life is to end." -Agent Smith

1778

09/30/2016 03:39 AM

I want to learn how to peel oranges more effectively. You see, I've recently had a dream about peeling an orange, and I peeled it so well, that I was able to peel off the entire skin without cutting it at all. The skin still looked like it had an orange inside of it, but the orange itself was taken out because of my super special peeling abilities. I need an Orange God to teach me his or her ways.

Corfaisus

"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats

7874

09/30/2016 03:58 AM

I'm here to capture the magic.

Wait for it.

Porkate42

Goes inactive at least every 2 weeks

1869

09/30/2016 05:06 AM

Eh 4/10.
Your memes need some work.

LockeZ

I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.

5958

09/30/2016 05:35 AM

You cannot be taught to be an Orange God. It's a talent you're born with.

Corfaisus

"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats

7874

09/30/2016 06:10 AM

InfectionFiles

the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is

4622

09/30/2016 12:35 PM

I imagine some kind of head fixture

ESBY

extreme disappointment

1238

09/30/2016 04:15 PM

first one must become a potato peeler

Cap_H

DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS

6625

10/01/2016 05:28 PM

Thank you for sharing your dream with us, Phantasmi. I prepared you ten trials. The first one is to peel my foot
(I was looking for an adequate picture and bumped into wikifeet...)

HOW TO BECOME AN ORANGE PEELER?

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